I seem to have left my pride at pride
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
