The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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