He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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