so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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