So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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