You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Randomize
