I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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