this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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