Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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