we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I cut my penus on the lid.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Is it penis luge time yet?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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