You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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