Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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