he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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