problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm both gender and math confused
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