..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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