Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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