Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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