addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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