why didn't you poke me back
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Randomize
