Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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