I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
