yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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