so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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