i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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