He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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