Where is the hickey?
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Found the puke drawer
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
