She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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