remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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