are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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