I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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