Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
