Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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