Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
My balls are so social today.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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