So drunk, too bad you don't want this
one two three fourrrrnication!
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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