rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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