I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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