Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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