Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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