Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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