Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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