Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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