She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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