Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
