do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
