She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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