I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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