Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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