Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
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