we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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