Walk of Shame. In a state park.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
