Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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