He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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