I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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